Picking the Cotton Bowl

I meant to post this a little sooner than an hour before kick off, but better late than never. I have the absolute lock of the bowl season. Texas Tech -6 vs Ole Miss.

I think line actually might only be -4, but I'm saying -6 just to be safe. Texas Tech might win this game by 75 points. Seriously. Both Mike Leach and Houston Nutt are both crazy, but I think Leach's craziness is more productive. Ole Miss has overachieved all season, but they won't be able to beat Texas Tech. The Tech offense is just too good, and there is no way that Ole Miss will be able keep up with them.

This is a break the bank game. My 5 million star, can't lose pick of the millennium. When you place you bet, talk shit to your bookie. This one is money in the bank. Make the biggest bet of your life, it's infinitely safer than the stock market.

Me? I'm betting $55.

Picture from Every Day Should Be Saturday.

UPDATE (Jan 3 1:47 AM): Wow! I feel like a freaking moron. I'm just glad nobody is reading this because I would feel like a dumbass.

Hannah Storm is Trying her Breast to Boost Ratings

I rarely watch Sports Center in the morning. Usually, I oversleep, scramble out of bed, brush my teeth, throw on clothes, and run out the door late for work. However, there was a snow storm last night, and there was no way I was making it to work today. This left me plenty of time to watch Sports Center, and it left me with this thought:

Holy Shit! Hannah Storm wears low cut shirts!!

Like I said, I don't regularly watch the show. But does she always wear shirts that are cut that low? Am I making this too big of a deal? If Erin Andrews wore something that revealing, would my boner EVER go away?


One other thought, Josh Elliott is hitting that, right?